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The Past Lives
01/01/2004 - 02/01/2004 02/01/2004 - 03/01/2004 03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004 04/01/2004 - 05/01/2004 05/01/2004 - 06/01/2004 06/01/2004 - 07/01/2004 07/01/2004 - 08/01/2004 08/01/2004 - 09/01/2004 09/01/2004 - 10/01/2004 10/01/2004 - 11/01/2004 11/01/2004 - 12/01/2004 12/01/2004 - 01/01/2005 01/01/2005 - 02/01/2005 02/01/2005 - 03/01/2005 03/01/2005 - 04/01/2005 04/01/2005 - 05/01/2005 11/01/2005 - 12/01/2005

These Help Pass The Time

The Onion
In Passing; Randomly funny
Penny Arcade
Ironic Huh?
*Random Current Interest; Update 05/18/04*

*These People Are "Interesting"*

The Popsicle Stand
American Babies
Neon Virus
A Hooker With A Blogg; Let's hear it for technology
Here Is That Porn You Were Looking For; Kinda
Is This Girly Ugly?
Open A Can Of...
Missing Girl Or Girl Amiss?
Crazy Devil

A Few Facts
Tell your Grandmother about me.

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Thursday, June 24, 2004

Out Of Office

Mysterio will be on vacation for a week. If you would like to leave a msg then please do so and I am sure he will get back to you as soon as possible.

Le Beep...

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Wednesday, June 23, 2004

What Have I been busy with?

Please listen to the post below and I am sure you will know.

More on this later.

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this is an audio post - click to play

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Friday, June 18, 2004

That's A Lot Of People!

I know it has been a while since my last post. A lot has been going on and I will boar you with none of it. Other then the fact that Pretty Hippy graduated college and we had a packed house for a bit. Also Syrinx and Trentch are now in Montana visiting fam before they head out to Japan. I have no Q for today's Q$A Friday, but that's more your fault than mine.

A few days ago, I think it was Tuesday, I was watching President Bush's speech given in Florida. For a good laugh there is nothing better than a speech given bye good ol' Dubya. Hilarious. I don't remember all the quotes he had, but I do remember one that really stuck out. He was thanking the people of the US for something and he mentioned that there were THOUSANDS of people living in America. That's right folks, Thousands! That's a lot of people. Hell I bet there are even thousands of people living right here in this state. Crazy.

I don't know. Maybe he just got his commas messed up or miss counted some zeros. It could happen. However, this got me thinking. How can some one claim to balance the budget when they can't even count? Sad really. I also like the new commercial Bush has out. It says how in the last 4 months employment has climbed and more people have been buying houses. So that's good. It's nice to see that in the last few months of his presidency that the economy is ALMOST back to the way it was before he was president. Now that's some good work.

For The Love Of Jebus Please Vote.

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Thursday, June 10, 2004

Gmail Invites Away

I may be a little behind, but I just now got my invites for gmail. The ones I can send out to others. I went to the gmail swap sight and gave away one for one post card sent to me every month for one year. That's a start. I was also thinking of getting my frieds syrinx and trentch a guided tour of tokyo when they get there, but they already know someone in Tokyo so...

Ok back to the hunt.

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Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Fucking, Austria

Listening to the radio on the way to work today, I was entertained with a story about a small Austrian town named Fucking. Pronounced Fooking.

This from wikipedia.org:
Fucking (roughly rhymes with "looking"; IPA: [ˈfʊkɪŋ], SAMPA: ["fUkIN]) is a small settlement in the Innviertel region of southwestern Upper Austria, located at 48°03' N, 13°51' E, bordering Bavaria. It is near the city of Salzburg. The village is known to have existed as "Fucking" since at least 1070 and is named after a man from the 6th century called Focko.

The town's name, spelled identically to the gerund form of the English profanity "fuck," is often found amusing by Anglophones.

The settlement's only significant feature is a traffic sign with its name on it at which English-speaking tourists invariably stop to have their photograph taken. The sign is the most often stolen street sign in Austria. A considerable portion of Fucking's budget is spent on replacing the stolen signs.

Here is a Picture of the sign they are talking about.

This led to many jokes in the car with GF. Things like, I love my Fucking wife, I'm going on a Fucking vacation, I have to visist the Fucking inlaws, or when purchasing a dog, I'm looking for some fucking bitches. The possibilities are almost endless. Ok not really, but still fun. Damn I love being 10 yrs old. To bad the name is not really pronounced fuck instead of fook. The name sake would be much cooler if his name really was fuck-o.

I Heard those Fucking bitches are hairy.

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Monday, June 07, 2004

Spam Can Be... Entertaining?

Sure why not. I've seen a few sights out there that have spam poetry. That's where you take all the subject lines of your spam and make poems out of them without changing any words. It's entertaining. No really. This is kinda like that. Below is an email I received not to long ago. The subject was kinda odd and as I was cleaning out my bulk mail I decided to try a preview of it and saw the little poem thingy at the bottom.

OK I know the pic is fucked, but I don't have any photo editing software here so we had to go with Paint. The subject is: eggplant bodice rippers of 7092
And the body said:
Indeed, chain saw around fruit cake play pinochle with cowboy defined by.defined by ruffian meditates, and jersey cow over reads a magazine; however, insurance agent from industrial complex bur..Still confess her from hole puncher near, organize her around nation with about labyrinth.
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A little odd but not as fucked up as this link for a survey where you could when cash for letting companies know about your smoking habits. I am pretty sure this makes you ineligible for any kinda tobacco lawsuit.

Abra...Abra cadabra... I wana reach out and grab ya.

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Friday, June 04, 2004

Q$A Friday, In The Trentches

So today is Trench's last day here at the place we both work. He will be missed. Especially the 2 hour legitament walks on company time. All and all this is not a bad job and it was a good way, I am sure, for him to spend his last few months in town. Even if I have been torturing him as of late with awesome 80's music.

In honor of Trentch I give you today's Q.

Q: What was the worst job you have ever had?

As for me? Hmm. I'm not sure. I would have to say it's easier for me to think of the worst firing. I worked as a barista at a net cafe that had a location downtown and at an airport and I would open the one at the airport and more or less run it. One day the owner came in and asked me to go home early. I found out from the guy who worked on the computers there (also to be my GF's sisters future husband) that I was fired for more or less being gay. They said that they fired this guy (me) 'cause they saw him kissing some guy in the store. They had no idea that the computer guy knew me. To my knowledge, I have never kissed another guy, but whatever.

I think I know one of Trentch's worst jobs. Maybe the one where he worked for our Acting professor and had to sit in her maybe 15'X15' office with her as she constantly passed gas.

Worst job ever? Come on people out with it.

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Thursday, June 03, 2004

Green Thumbed Trentch

My friend Trentch is somewhat of an office hero as of late. He was able to make this huge hibiscus bloom. Crazy Cat Lady and Princess both are impressed. I must admit. The bloom is huge and looks awesome. Pictures to follow.

Here it is in all it's glory with no flash.

And now with flash.. OHHH big difference.

Here is a side view. The thing is huge.

So there you have it. Trentch and his green thumb. The thing is pretty though.

Oh don't forget to wish Trentch a Happy Birth Day!!

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Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Crazy, But Not Like A Fox

And office antics ensued. A little back ground before this post. One of my coworkers has a VERY needy wife. She will call his line and if he does not answer because he is on a call, away form the desk, or just not wanting to answer his line she will call his cell. If that does not work she will call the main line. We first hear his line ring, then his cell ring, and then the main office line. At that moment we always know it's her. Any one can get the main line even though we each have our own individual phones. I have had the pleasure of getting her many times. She will ask if her husband is in and then when told that he is busy but she can leave him a voice mail, she will ask to hold on the line until he is free. We are all fairly busy here at times and have other things to do then go back and watch to see if he is off the fone yet or to keep her company on the line.

So she calls in, we put her on hold or tell her to call back. The husband constantly has to leave the office and go visit her or something. It's very annoying. Well today was odd. At around 1pm or so two sheriffs came in looking for the coworker. We will call coworker Happy. Cuz that's what he is most of the time. So sheriffs ask for happy and we direct them back to him. They leave. Umm ok. After a while someone from accounting comes up and asks if anyone had cut them selves in the ladies bathroom down stairs because there is blood all over the place. A lot of blood, she says.

Princess and Happy are fairly good friends and Princess is talking to us and lets us know that the cops were here because Happy's wife was suicidal. I'm not sure exactly when the cops were called or how or why but it turns out wife went into the downstairs bathroom to take her life. That's where the blood came from. Fun stuff. The kicker of the story is that wife had called in earlier that day asking for Happy and I had fielded the call. I told her he was currently on the phone and asked if she wanted to leave a voice mail. She said no and kinda hung on the line for a while. After a few moments of silence I said, nicely, ok then would you like to try back later? To which, after a pause, she respond with an I guess. And then I hung up. Man I would have felt really bad had she actually killed her self and I could have stopped it by letting her wait on hold for a while. Wouldn't you?

Just another day at the office.

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Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Help A Sister Out Yo.

My GF AKA Pretty Hippy will be getting a tattoo after graduating this month. She is going with Whistler's signature. Below are three choices she has narrowed it down to. I give you a vote of sorts. Let me know what you think. Oh and just like a real election, your vote probably doesn't mean much so vote as often as you would like.

This one, in my opinion is so so. Although it's not my Tat.

I think this was somewhat like the one she was going to get at first.

And this is the new favorite.

I need a fucking stat bar or something.

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Plan Of The Day.

Eat a box of raisins.
Make a few fone calls (about 30)and wait on hold for 5 minutes each call.
Maybe read War Of The Worlds. Downloaded it and have just forgotten about it.
Take Trench and another friend from the office out for Indian food for lunch. Mmmm all you can eat buffet.
Come back to the office.

Well fuck. In the middle of this post I just got about two hours of work called in. Oh well should not put to much of a damper on the days activities. Back to the list.

Read some more.
Surf a bit.
Return some voice mails I am sure to have.
Maybe play a game of yahtzee with Trench.
Go home.

If Anyone has any links to free E-books I would be very appreciative. I have a few links myself, but could always use more.

What do you have planned for today?

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