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Even though this blogg is fairly girly looking, I am a male type person. Oh and I live in Bellingham, Wa. You can stalk me if you want.

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If you don't like it I'll probably cry. That or just go on with my life. Yup most likely the later.

The Past Lives
01/01/2004 - 02/01/2004 02/01/2004 - 03/01/2004 03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004 04/01/2004 - 05/01/2004 05/01/2004 - 06/01/2004 06/01/2004 - 07/01/2004 07/01/2004 - 08/01/2004 08/01/2004 - 09/01/2004 09/01/2004 - 10/01/2004 10/01/2004 - 11/01/2004 11/01/2004 - 12/01/2004 12/01/2004 - 01/01/2005 01/01/2005 - 02/01/2005 02/01/2005 - 03/01/2005 03/01/2005 - 04/01/2005 04/01/2005 - 05/01/2005 11/01/2005 - 12/01/2005

These Help Pass The Time

The Onion
In Passing; Randomly funny
Penny Arcade
Ironic Huh?
*Random Current Interest; Update 05/18/04*

*These People Are "Interesting"*

The Popsicle Stand
American Babies
Neon Virus
A Hooker With A Blogg; Let's hear it for technology
Here Is That Porn You Were Looking For; Kinda
Is This Girly Ugly?
Open A Can Of...
Missing Girl Or Girl Amiss?
Crazy Devil

A Few Facts
Tell your Grandmother about me.

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Friday, August 27, 2004

Let's Make Life Fun

Sometimes I like to walk in to my boss's office and just say randowm things. I will go in and just say stuff like, " Hi" " blue ducks." "raining ducks." " Coat green of the dog with calling now." " The dog barks at midnight." And then just say, " OK well see ya." and walk out. This is a pretty cool place to work as I have yet to be fired. Maybe they are just afraid that if they do, I will come in with some kinda automatic weapon or something. But all in all I'm more the peacefull kind.

Timmy Turner

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Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Damn Bees

Oh yes I love me some bees. The axons are Hot. I need the operator please. Do you know your name? DO you know my name? Beware the flood! I'll be at the pay phone at 5:59 at the college.

You STILL wouldn't get it.

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Friday, August 20, 2004

Beer... Bear..Bear...Beer.

I'm sure you have all seen this all ready, but it's damn funny so there. So Go read about the bear that had a little to much to drink. Odd that he actually stuck with one brand of beer over another. I wish I had more to blog about, but I really must get back to watching movies now.

Raiiiinnnnnneeeeeerrrrr Beeeeaaaaarrrrrr. you wouldn't get it.

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Wednesday, August 18, 2004

It's A Hard Nock Life ... For Me.

Yup. Life is hard. While pretty hippy and I were at the farmers market this weekend there was a big yard sale type thing... rummage sale? To benefit the local AIDS foundation. We bought some stuff and then looked around the market and came back to shop a little more. It was getting late and they were getting desperate to get rid of the stuff so they started selling everything for .25c Nice. I bought a Smallish TV. About 17" or so. I decided that this would be my entertainment at work. The plan? Glad you asked. After work yesterday I went and got a movie pass from blockbuster for 14.95 for the first month and something like 25 after that. I don't think I will keep it long after the first month. Anyway. This allows you to rent 2 movies at a time and keep them as long as you want and then exchange those two movies for two new movies as much as you want during the month. You get it I'm sure. So I grabbed my xbox and small TV this morning and carted it away to work and am now enjoying the best of the first season of Farscape on DVD and may watch Taking Lives later. Life is good.

Getting payed.

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Thursday, August 12, 2004

I Know It's Summer, But...

I decided to take some pictures of scarves pretty hippy has made. The pics are blurry and what not but hey. Screw you.

Here is that embossed thing or what ever. I don't know what it's called, but it's neat.

Another pic of the same.

I got her to model this one even though she's in some lounge around clothes and says she looks like shit. This is kinda like a shawl that wraps around you and has these string things hanging down. I don't know.

Another pic, but wrapped around.

This is just a grad present I got for her from a guy at the grand bazzar in Istanbul.

And just so she would not complain about how she looked in the above pics I decided to include this one of her cause she looks cute.

Who needs a scarf in the summer?

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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

B.J.B.P. With Double O.

Every body needs a Baby Jesus Butt Plug With Onointed Oils. That and as I mentioned on Can's blog I think everyone should have a NIC. That's a Network Interface Cock. Ok so maybe not EVERYBODY needs these things, but I am sure there is a market out there.

B.J.B.P. W/ Double O. For The Father, The Son...

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Another Post

And yet another post today. I read this online free add paper thing called The Echo. It's for pple wanting to give stuff away or sell or hire or whatever. It's free to place an add and the paper its self is free. Sometimes they have funny things such as:

Do you have an unwanted buffalo skull? Or know someone who does? 671-6125: Um if you are interested in this one make sure to include the local area code of 360. And hey, who doesn't have an extra skull or two lying around?

THis one was in general comments section.
Women please put your priorities first instead of accomodating to the men you love : Ehh what ever.

LMAO @ this one from love notes. DSHS 7/30/04 you-red vest, me-sleeveless shirt, we smiled interested? jaycee : Me picking up government cheese. You with 5 kids and pregnant telling kids not to let the nice lady know that daddy lives with you. Interested? If you don't know, DSHS stands for department of Social Health and Services.

Also on love notes. I love Pickles in the Morning . Err OK.

Love notes again. JHR:Sorry you're alone; had to leave to save my soul. Being with you was like touching evil. I Don't know if this is really cool or really bad.

Oh and this was in love notes. Large Pepperoni Pizza $5.55 All day everyday to celebrate our 16th anniversary at Little Caesar's Pizza. (Monday only at Birch Bay store) No need to call they're Hot and Ready..only $5.55 Little Caser's just calls up the echo and advertises in every section. They even have one in the religious section.

Warf, leave the Klingon Empire and join me in Enterprize Jaczea . Um yeah. I don't know. Maybe they are Breatharians.

And we will end with this one form Out Door Activities section. This is where they list farmers market and what not. Wanted: Adventurous outdoorswomen around 30 to sail the San Juans on my 33' sloop. Eric 201-7653

Oh yeah Baby ride my 33' sloop.

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I heard It on The Radio O' O' ...

I listen to this Canadian radio station called Zed 95. Catchy huh. I live in Bellingham which is close to Vancouver so it comes in rather clearly. To the point. They are having a contest where the first couple to succeed in breeding wins fabulous prizes. It's called the breeders cup. I love this station. They are trying to get people that are not currently pregnant to breed. I think, as an added option, they should put the photos of the couples on the web sight and allow people to vote on whether or not they should be allowed to reproduce. Or maybe allow the listeners to mix up the couples to make a cuter baby. You know, like in real life.

Science has proven that the average person can live 30 days or more on just air and water alone. But only a few minutes without air.
This from a Breatharian web sight. Man I had no idea that this actually existed. WTF? Please just go there and read the first few questions. You won't be disappointed.

Evacuation Scenario: Special operation that is precursor to mass landing operation. Will be used to quickly evacuate Earth-dwellers who live in regions exposed to catastrophes created by the coming Earth changes. Specially-created Galactic Federation action teams will successfully carry out this procedure. LMAO fuck I love the Internet.

OK that's all I have for you. It's funny, I will think of things to blog about while I am at home. Things on TV or on the radio, but when I get to work the next morning I usually forget them. If I cared enough about you I would prob write these things down at night. Oh well. If I don't care enough to call you a cab the morning after then I am sure as hell not going to carry a round a little note book for blog ideas.

There's a five on the night stand. Call a cab and get the fuck out.

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Monday, August 09, 2004

Did you know...

That on the back of the Alabama state quarter there is a picture of Helen Keller and to the right of that some words in Brail? That's pretty impressive. You would really have to have a good sense of touch to decipher those very little and close together dots. Why did HK have one yellow sock?

Her dog was also blind.

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Movie Time.

I may be a little late in posting this as I said I would do it last Friday, but here is the movie I mentioned. Not the bungie one. It's only 10 seconds long so enjoy.

*Edit* The link I first published did not work so I have changed it. Just click the link and scroll down to Duel on the bottom left. Click that yo'.

No refunds.

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Thursday, August 05, 2004

This And That.

Just a few things here. What the fuck is up with kidz bop? It's like some kind of pedophile's wet dream. A bunch of 12 year olds and younger kids singing about how they want you to do them and what not. I mean come on now. The list of songs alone says it all. Toxic, This Love, Are You Gonna Be My Girl, and the list goes on. Just fucking wrong. And why the hell is everything eXtreme?

I've had in my apartment, X-treme deodorant, toothpaste, mouth wash, cleaning products and the list goes on. Do I really need X-treme fabric softener?

I know this is maybe a little wrong of me, but when ever I have a dream where my girlfriend is a bitch I am mad at her when I wake up. It's with out fail. Example. I once dreamed that she was smoking crack in the back of a U-haul with Syrinx and I woke up the next morning all pissy and was upset with her most of the morning. It's the worst when I have a dream where she steps out on me with another guy. Then I just usually wake up sad and in a mopy mood. This doesn't last long, just part of the morning, but it's still odd. I can't be alone here can I? There are others this happens to right? Usually I have fairly lucid dreaming and am in complete control, but there are the rare occasions mentioned above.

Something Pretty Hippy and I joke about often is the word Jihad. It generally means to struggle and strive. It can also be used for any kind of adventure or quest. It is not, as most westerners think, a term reserved only for a Holy war. So we can imagine someone coming through customs and being asked the reason for visiting and the person responding with, "Jihad". Imagine how the gaurds would react.

I've been rather lazy at work lately. It's way to easy for me to slide down in my high back chair and kind of doze off. I usually leave a movie running while I do so in order to keep track of the passage of time and how long I have been out. It's not really any longer then 10 minutes or so at the most. I always here the phone ring and continue to do my work, but it's just slower around here this time of the year so it's easier to get away with things like this.

I suppose that's really all fro now. I should be back later today with more to post. Just so that it's not "tiring to check in here and find the same old post from last week...". Oh and the naked bungee will not be making an appearance. Well unless it's just the video of Trentch jumping. Although he also has video of me so it's best not to threaten him. I will, however, link to a different 10 second video of Trentch and I fighting to the death later.

X-treme toilet paper?

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